Your weekly horoscope for Aug 28 – Sept 3
Your spot-on weekly horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post‘s famously accurate fortune teller. Let’s see how you will fare this week and beyond.
♈ Aries
March 21 – April 19
⏰ A powerful figure may step in to solve your toughest problem and smooth tensions over. The current celestial alignment blesses you with eloquence. Your words are golden and your message will resonate with the right people. So, get out there to socialise, meet clients or post your portfolio online. Your work will shine bright enough to win praise and perks. A narcissistic hater might start scheming.
₿ Making money’s getting harder, but you’ll be happily hustling through it and the payoff is worth every minute. Bills clear easy, saving’s not really the vibe and little splurges feed your soul with zero regret. Deals and contracts flow smoothly, don’t let your soft side agree to less.
❤️ You two might bicker. Different wavelengths cause some static. Nothing too serious, though. International couples might put their heads together, brainstorming where to settle down and call home. Family time or a first meeting with your future in-laws is also on the cards.
⚤ Swipe carefully. Catfish and kittenfish are out in full force, and someone who doesn’t match their profile could bring drama. A friend or a work connection might play Cupid, casually connecting you with a fresh face. Nothing sparks just yet, just easy chats.
♉ Taurus
April 20 – May 20
⏰ A few slackers, blame-shifters, backstabbers and gatekeepers may create headaches. Someone else’s buried mess could surface and land on your desk. A sudden shake-up or realignment brings a steep learning curve and some operational friction. Tech glitches or device malfunctions may occur, so back up important data. Workload feels heavy but fate is preparing you for something greater.
₿ Earnings swing up and down. Impulse buys, Fomo grabs and the occasional doom spending spree could creep up on you. Joint investments or money handed to a friend to invest for you may lead to a legal dispute. You may give off a wealthy, warm-hearted vibe that invites a borrower or two. Friendly reminder: you’re not an ATM.
❤️ Work and a busy social calendar may leave your partner feeling sidelined. Your helpful words or actions could be mistaken for nitpicking or control. Differences in spending habits and mismatched needs and expectations may cause friction. Expect a few eye rolls and passive-aggressive moments. Staying calm could help you reconnect, get back in sync and enjoy some romantic quality time.
⚤ You may finally be over an old flame or feel lonely. Either way, romance is back on your radar. Someone you meet through friends or work could have your heart doing cardio, but you’re not sure whether to keep exploring this connection or keep browsing your options. Be careful online. A romance scammer or two may mistake your heart for an ATM.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – June 20
⏰ Facing a tough obstacle or severe conflict? A powerful female ally will step in to pull strings and help you come out on top. Your plans will glide forward smoothly. Your gritty perseverance will pay off with visible, measurable results that impress higher-ups. Your presentations, pitches, job interviews and efforts to expand your brand’s reach are likely to succeed.
₿ Got real estate on the market? You might be closer to a deal. Travel could spark money-making ideas. You may cash in on past efforts. A surprise windfall or reward could come your way. Now is the time to dent your debts, organise your taxes and insurance and get your financial house in order.
❤️ House chores might trigger friction with your partner. Misaligned schedules and uneven household duties could spark petty stalemates, leading to a cycle of silent treatments and score-keeping. Expect some tension as you both work out how to balance schedules, chores and expectations, leaving the relationship slightly strained but far from broken.
⚤ A secret spark may develop with someone from work or one of your usual haunts. They’ll want to get closer, but keep things strictly off the record. Expect a low-key liaison that thrives behind closed doors, far from curious eyes. A former fling may come back into your life just to breadcrumb you.
♋ Cancer
June 21 – July 22
⏰ Tight resources and mixed signals stir up some chaos, but you’re already three steps ahead with a fast fix. You show up fired up and focused, turning drive into real results. An exciting global project or pioneering initiative is coming, expanding your decision-making authority. With great power comes more meetings, office politicians and headaches. A job offer could come from a rival camp.
₿ A compensation, refund, or insurance payout will come through. Long-forgotten money may find its way back to you. Unused subscriptions will stop draining your wallet. Debt will ease and settlement talks will work in your favour. Expect a surprise repair bill for a daily gadget. Mixing money and friendship could spark some friction.
❤️ Distance or busy schedules will create some emotional space between you two. Spending habits, shared expenses or future plans could spark friction. Mismatched expectations and mild jealousy may surface too. Your partner’s careless comments might sting more than usual, so breathe before reacting; calm over comebacks.
⚤ Someone intriguing will catch your eye online or while travelling. The attraction will be there, but clashing lifestyles or a language barrier may leave you wondering whether this connection is worth pursuing. On another front, a friend, already taken or on a break, may suddenly turn extra sweet. Tempting, yes, but the drama potential is so real.
♌ Leo
July 23 – Aug 22
⏰ With current planetary alignments supercharging your energy, creativity and diplomacy, you’ll clear tasks fast and crush your goals, solo or with the crew. Kickstarting your dream project flows smoothly. An exciting international opportunity may come knocking, opening doors to connect and earn beyond borders. Facing competition? You’ll come out on top.
₿ With help from someone older and wiser, the support or capital you need shows up. Money you’ve been waiting on arrives, plus a little extra you never saw coming, enough to chip away at debt, cover bills and treat yourself. A friend or two may ask to borrow money. Your gut says you won’t see it again. Trust it.
❤️ Conversations with your partner come easy. Jokes flow free, words feel safe. Any friction gets fixed fast. You’ll juggle work, me-time and us-time with surprising ease. New experiences and fun adventures come up, adding spark to the routine. You’ll be each other’s strength, shelter and muse.
⚤ Your rizz and aura will be radiating, making you look extra radiant and irresistible. You’ll catch the eye of a stranger or two, plus someone already orbiting around you. Expect playful, flirty chats and back-to-back dates without a hitch. You’re not getting deep with anyone just yet, just here for the fun, not the rush.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
⏰ The current celestial alignments supercharge your diplomacy, productivity and AI-boosted creativity, helping you tackle tough tasks and clear backlog with style. Your results catch the higher-ups’ eyes, possibly earning a next-level role or a great opportunity. Coworkers might start seeing you as a total office weapon, equal parts clever and cool. Presentations, pitches and interviews could land smoothly.
₿ A rival or two might try to muscle in on your turf and chip away at your income. Making money gets tougher, but the payoff will be worth every bit of effort. Urgent expenses for home repairs or a dependent’s needs could pop up. Manage your money with care.
❤️ Work and future-building take precedence so date nights shrink while your partner gets a little clingy, craving more closeness than usual. Also, your partner may read more into your words than usual, so choose them with care or drama might just show up uninvited. Someone from work or online might try to rizz you up.
⚤ Talking to a few people and keeping your options open? Someone in the mix might want more, but you’re not ready to label it just yet. You want to keep things casual for now. Not talking to anyone? Your charm might pull someone in, but the vibe check could come back questionable.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
⏰ A lightbulb moment will unlock a solution to a stubborn bottleneck or roadblock. Your drive will skyrocket and you’ll check off every task. You may land a key role in an international project, expanding your scope and network. You’ll stand out and breeze through competitions, examinations or assessments. Between jobs? A chance to explore a new career path may pop up.
₿ You’ll recoup owed wages or back pay and snag a small lucky win. Surprise bills tied to health, kids or tech repairs could also demand attention. Watch contracts and group investments closely; someone may try to be sneaky. An opportunity for an online side hustle might arise.
❤️ Old hurts, lingering tension and built-up resentment between you and your partner are dissolving. Pride softens, making room for clearer conversations and genuine understanding. Expect a calmer rhythm, shared moments of comfort and activities that help you reconnect mentally, physically and spiritually, bringing harmony where tension once lingered.
⚤ Chasing someone’s heart? Rejection may come loud and clear, no maybes, no soft landing. They’ll clearly signal a lack of romantic interest and simply disappear. An old flame might flirt back into your life, just to breadcrumb you. A friend could want more, but you’ll prefer friendship.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
⏰ With razor-sharp focus and relentless energy, you’ll crack tricky work puzzles and crush heavy workloads. You could turn a crisis into a profitable opportunity and elevate your professional credibility. Higher-ups will greenlight your ideas and back you up with resources. Adversaries, haters, and snakes may try to play you, but you’ll handle every jab with a cool poker face. Don’t get too comfortable. They’re not done yet.
₿ Luck is on your side when seeking financial backing, building a new income stream, developing monetisation strategies or finding smarter ways to tackle debt. Pay and rate negotiations could swing in your favour too. Just don’t expect the same luck from gambling or speculation. Watch group investments; someone might try to rip you off.
❤️ You’ll strike a healthier balance between closeness and personal space. Between the sheets, familiar heat will meet playful exploration. Money matters or family plans may call for a serious chat and a shared decision. You won’t agree on every detail, but a little patience can keep a small disagreement from becoming a full board meeting.
⚤ You’re falling in love faster, clicking with people who aren’t even your usual type. Expect stack dating. Heads up though: some want a personal ATM, some want a free meal and some just want a hook-up.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
⏰ Friction with coworkers and mixed signals with clients may pop up, but you’ll smooth things over fast. Your negotiation game levels up, sealing you a lucrative deal. You’ll see the bigger picture, solve problems fast and turn messy tasks into easy wins. Surprise travel or an unexpected meeting may open doors to working with foreigners.
₿ Your communication skills could be a moneymaker. Negotiations, live selling and brokering deals may boost your earnings. A chance to monetise your expertise may pop up. A trusted senior may share valuable insider info or point you toward a profitable opportunity. Got real estate on the market? A solid buyer or renter may appear, bringing the terms you’re hoping for.
❤️ To your social circle, you and your partner look like relationship goals. Offstage, though, short tempers, stubborn pride and old issues lead to a few tiffs. Fortunately, the universe offers a chance to clear the air. Your way with words may restore harmony, making room for quality time with your partner who can be both your anchor and compass.
⚤ Seeing someone? The spark may fade fast, leaving you bored and ready to stop replying. Online or during travel, you could meet a fresh face who feels easy to talk to, easy to like and worth getting to know. Someone influential from your professional circle may take a romantic interest in you.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
⏰ New tasks, fresh fires and last-minute meetings could arrive daily. Surprise travel is on the cards too. Miscommunication and friction may add extra noise. Fortunately, some planetary alignments sharpen your wit and negotiation skills, helping you keep things under control and deliver results. Your presentations, pitches, job interviews and efforts to expand your brand’s reach are likely to succeed.
₿ Financial negotiations look promising, with handshakes turning into signatures. Past effort pays off and a surprise windfall or prize might land in your lap. Saving may take a backseat, though. Entertainment, treats and spoiling your loved ones take the wheel. An extra income opportunity could come through a well-connected friend, but it’s first come, first served.
❤️ The rough patches begin to smooth out, leaving you and your partner sweeter and more in sync. Small disagreements won’t linger for long. Expect more shared fun, quality time and extra heat behind closed bedroom doors. Family time or a first meeting with your future in-laws is also on the cards.
⚤ An irresistible attraction may spark out of nowhere with someone you know is bad news. The chemistry is undeniable while your self-control lapses. Whispered chats and secret meetups could follow. Thrilling, yes. Simple? No.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
⏰ A rare purple patch is kicking off. You’ll hit peak performance and enter a golden run of productivity. Deadlines? Crushed. Backlog? Cleared. Any campaign or event you launch will win hearts, wallets and screen time. Decision-makers will buy your ideas and trust you with a coveted project. Haters gonna hate, gossip and quietly plot against you.
₿ You’ll hustle harder and the universe sends profitable side hustles and lucrative opportunities your way. You’ll spend on entertainment and self-indulgence, feeling amazing until the buyer’s remorse hits. Kids or pets may bring surprise expenses. Money matters with family or close friends could stir up drama. Skip the gamble, trust the grind.
❤️ A few awkward moments may arise. Misunderstandings and mismatched needs and expectations between you and your partner could stem from staying silent, swallowing discomfort and making assumptions instead of having honest conversations.
⚤ Romantic possibilities may come from both a familiar face in your circle and a total stranger, but your mind keeps clocking into work mode or fixating on other stressors. An old flame still flickers in your head. Relationship content may have you overanalysing every promising connection. Snap out of it — love is knocking, so unlock the door!
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – March 20
⏰ Your schedule keeps changing. A completed project or two could face a full reboot. A colleague’s sudden exit may leave you doing double duty for the same pay. Your boss may trust you to fix someone else’s mess. Expect miscommunication with difficult people. Your device could crash, so back up everything. The universe is stress-testing you, but for bigger wins.
₿ Selling your own assets or brokering deals for others could turn out well. Talks about managing or restructuring your debt may end favourably. A side hustle or extra income opportunity will pop up, but speed matters, it’s first come, first served. Your cash flow will find its perfect, steady groove.
❤️ You’ll nitpick over the smallest things, demand things your way and let feelings outrun logic, sparking a few spats with your partner. Thankfully, love is tougher than your mood swings and stubbornness. Expect QT, sweet conversations and your partner who adores every version of you. Also, they could be your lucky charm and emotional cushion.
⚤ New hair, new fit, new you and suddenly, a fresh face or two circles in. The attraction may arrive first. Compatibility might miss the memo. Already seeing someone? Your glow-up will trigger their insecurity.
Source – Bangkok News
